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Lustra Sex Accident, Willie Nelson Is Busted And Suits Rejoice

Scotty Doesn't know, but the rest of his band does. Travis claims he wiped out on his motorcycle, but the rest of Lustra have reason to believe it was some sort of self-pleasuring sex attempt that caused some serious injuries. Whatever the truth might be, he's broken his collarbone and his shoulder-blade, which means we've had to cancel our show this Friday. Sorry Chinatown. Feel free to drop Trav a get-well note or just tell him what you'd like to do to him while he's unable to defend himself.

Willie Nelson and four other old stoner guys were issued misdemeanor citations for possession of magic mushrooms and weed after a traffic stop on Monday morning in Louisiana highway.

"When the door was opened and the trooper began to speak to the driver, he smelled the strong odor of marijuana," the news release said. Cops found 1 1/2 pounds of marijuana and 0.2 pounds of magic mushrooms, according to state police. While the cop thought he was a hero for making such a big bust, the rest of the station laughed and informed him that Willie Nelson is actually made of Marijuana...All 83 lbs of him.

In some music biz news, suits are rejoicing as there is a slight sign of some growth. Beyonce's "B'Day" becomes the 25th album to enter at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 in 2006, but it manages a feat few of those have accomplished. It's sales mark an increase over last year's same-week album sales. Sure, it's a slim gain of less than 1 percent, but a victory, nonetheless for all suits across the land.

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Posted: 18 Sep 2006 by Eargasmo