In celebration of 50 posts at Daily Eargasm, I've decided to
introduce a new section called Forgotten Frontmen. While the title is pretty
self explanatory, I guess I can explain it to those of you who are scratching
your noggins. Every week or so, I'll feature a lead singer who has totally
fallen off of the map after previously being the talk of the town. Who gets the
honor of being the first has been featured? It's none other than Justin Hawkins
of The Darkness!
The Darkness who wailed their way on to stereos across the
world cracked the charts in 2003 when their single Growing On Me debuted at No
11. A few weeks later, their album Permission To Land went straight to number 2
before reaching the top spot, shifting 1.5 million copies in the UK
alone. Justin Hawkins became well known for doing the best Freddie Mercury
impression the world has ever seen, while wearing cat suits that made every
heterosexual man cringe.
After their first album, they attempted to put out album
number 2 One Way Ticket To Hell...And Back which was constantly being delayed
due to what Hawkins was putting in his nose, and what he was washing it down
with. The frontman had gone from a rockstar to a junkie in a matter of 2 years,
blowing £150,000 on cocaine in a matter of 3 years, and pounding his liver with
4 day binges of constant vodka consumption. Just recently, the frontman entered
rehab and retired as the lead singer of The Darkness.
I'd love to make fun of the guy, but he did enough on his
own to warrant chuckles. He was a walking rock n' roll cliche: A
"dark" band name, a high pitched vibrato, scraggly hair, a coke
addiction, ridiculous outfits and fucked up tattoos! I wish him luck with his
future scoring movies and I hope he and his girlfriend Sue can have a happy
life. I just hope the guy stashed away a few bucks because once his girlfriend
realizes he's an ugly has been without a penny to his name, he'll be all alone
and on the streets begging bums for bumps. Congrats Justin Hawkins...You are
Forgotten Frontman #1!