Black Joe Lewis And The Honeybears - Sugarfoot Video

Ya, I know. I’m late to the Black  Joe Lewis & The Honeybears party, but I am glad I finally arrived. As I opened my door yesterday, I was greeted by a dingy yellow envelope addressed to me. While I wasn’t sure what it could be, my mind began to run wild. Could it be a cactus? Could it be a envelope full of lime jello? How about a petrified dinosaur turd? After thinking about it for 33.79 minutes, I decided to open the envelope and just see what was inside. Upon opening the envelope, I realized that what I had just opened, was a whole lotta soul!

As I looked at the cover of Tell ‘Em What Your Name Is featuring a lil guy sticking his tongue out at me, I wasn’t sure what to expect. I flipped the cover over, and upon seeing tracks listed such as I’m Broke, Big Booty Woman, and Humpin, I knew I was in for a good time. I went to my office, sat down, and put the CD into my state of the art Rainbow Bright CD player and took a seat. It was time to sit back and really analyze this CD so that I could give this a proper review, so here it is:

I listened to the CD for about 7 seconds before my wife and I got up, started gyrating nonsensically all over the place thanks to the funky beats, and didn’t stop for approximately 30 minutes when the CD stopped. I’m not quite sure what happened, but I pulled my groin, hyperextended my knee and my pelvis is sore. This album should come with a warning label, because it’s funk level is at a 13 on a scale of 1-10. James Brown would be proud and my doctor will be happy because my medical bills are going to far exceed my yearly income.

I dare you to watch this Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears video for Sugarfoot and TRY to sit still. If you can pull this off, I will give you your money back.